Hello Operator lyrics

The White Stripes

Hello operator 
can you give me number nine? 
can i see you later? 
will you give me back my dime? 
turn the oscillator 
twist it with a dollar bill 
mail man bring the paper 
leave it on my window sill 

find a canary 
a bird to bring my message home 
carry my obituary 
my coffin doesn't have a phone 
how you gonna get the money? 
send papers to an empty home? 
how you gonna get the money? 
nobody to answer the phone